Adorable Pick Up Lines

I told my best friend about your profile and now they're invested. So am I.

I keep coming back to your photos and I'm not sure I'm being subtle about it.

I rewrote this message three times. Hi.

Full disclosure: I stopped scrolling the second I saw your profile. Haven't started again.

I'm supposed to be working, but I keep thinking about what to say to you.

My friends are tired of hearing about the person with the great smile I matched with.

I may or may not have practiced saying 'hi' to you in the mirror. It didn't help.

Honestly, I was hoping you'd message me first. But I'm glad I didn't wait.

I'm trying to be cool and casual, but my brain just keeps saying 'wow'.

Don't tell anyone, but I've been staring at your pictures trying to find a flaw. I can't.

My opening line was going to be a terrible pun, but I chickened out. So, hello.

I showed my mom your picture. She approves. No pressure or anything.

Confession: I've had your profile open in a tab for the better part of an hour.

I might have let out a small, audible 'oh!' when we matched. It was very dignified.

I promised myself I wouldn't message anyone today, but then I saw you. Rules were broken.

I've officially spent more time thinking about this first message than my dinner.

Is it weird to admit I'm already hoping you'll reply? Probably. Oh well.

My heart did a little flip when I saw the notification. I'm not even exaggerating.

I feel like I should say something incredibly witty, but I'm too busy being charmed.

I have a folder of good opening lines. I'm not using any of them. Hi.

I'm not saying I got excited when we matched, but I did a tiny happy dance.

I feel like I've already messed this up, but I'm sending it anyway. Hello.

Hi. Your smile is doing things to me. (Polite things.)

Hi — I noticed you and wanted to say something. This is the something.

Hi. I matched with you and forgot how to type. Reset complete.

Hi. I'm not great at first messages, so I'm just going with 'you seem lovely'.

Hello. My brain is currently buffering. Please enjoy this placeholder message.

Hi. I wanted to wait a bit to seem cool, but I have no self-control. So, hi.

Hi there. This is me being brave and hoping you'll be brave and say hi back.

Hey. I'm just going to skip the clever part and go straight to admiring your profile.

Hi. I'm trying to think of a non-boring way to say hello. How am I doing?

Hello. I saw your profile and my day got significantly better. So, thank you.

Hi. You have a really warm smile, and I just wanted to tell you that.

Hi there. I'm just going to put it out there that I'm very happy we matched.

Hi. My plan was to come up with a perfect opener. This is not that opener.

Hello. I'm not sure what to say, but I'm pretty sure I wanted to say it to you.

Hi. This is me trying to be smoother than I actually am. Did it work?

Hey. I'm going with simple and honest: you seem really wonderful and I wanted to talk.

Hi. I've officially run out of ways to procrastinate messaging you. So here I am.

Hi. My thumb hovered over the message button for a solid minute. Glad I pressed it.

Hello. I'm terrible at this. You, on the other hand, seem great at being adorable.

Hi. Just a heads up, I'm probably going to be thinking about your smile all day.

Hi. I think you're cute and I'm a little nervous. That's all I've got.

Well, hi. I saw we matched and I just couldn't not say something.

Hi. I don't really have a line, just a genuine hope you'll write back.

Your laugh in that third photo looks like the kind that makes a room feel safer. (Calling it.)

The way your eyes squint when you smile in photo 2 is unfairly disarming.

Your bio has a typo I think is on purpose. Adorable.

You have a little glimmer of mischief in your eyes in that first photo. I love it.

You seem like the kind of person who gets along with parents and pets instantly.

You have the kind of style that looks both comfortable and effortlessly cool.

You seem like the person who always knows the best song to play for any mood.

You have a really kind face. I know that's a simple thing, but it's true.

You look like someone who would be really good at giving thoughtful, specific compliments.

The way you wrote your bio makes me think you're both witty and warm.

You seem like you'd be the calm, reassuring friend in any crisis situation.

You have a way of smiling that feels like it's sharing a happy little secret.

You look like someone who would make a simple trip to the grocery store feel fun.

You seem like you're a really good listener, just from the way you look at the camera.

You have a book in the background of one photo that is one of my favorites.

The light in that photo with the sunset hits you perfectly. It's a great picture.

You seem like you would give the most comforting hugs. Just a feeling.

You have an adorable concentration face in that photo where you're cooking.

You look like you would be very patient when teaching someone a new skill.

You have a dog in your photos that looks at you with so much love.

The color of that sweater in your second picture really brings out your eyes.

You have handwriting in your bio picture that looks so neat and friendly.

You seem like someone who has really interesting stories to tell. I'd love to hear one.

You give off the energy of someone who texts back. I respect that deeply.

I would absolutely walk you to your car. Theoretically. Right now. Hypothetically.

You look like someone who'd remember my coffee order. (That's the whole pickup line.)

You look like someone who deserves to have their favorite snack bought for them.

You seem like the kind of person who makes any room they enter a little kinder.

You have a gentleness in your bio that makes me want to hear more from you.

You give off the energy of someone who should be protected from bad coffee and long lines.

You seem like someone who deserves to have a really, really good day. I hope you are.

You have a presence that feels incredibly comforting, even just through photos.

You look like someone who would appreciate a perfectly made cup of tea.

You seem like a person who makes others feel safe enough to be themselves.

I would definitely save you the best seat. Just putting that out there.

You look like someone whose happiness is genuinely important. That's the vibe.

You have an aura of warmth that makes me want to make sure you're having a good week.

You seem like the kind of person I'd want to share my favorite blanket with.

You have a softness about you that is rare and should be cherished.

You seem like someone who should be listened to with undivided attention.

You give off 'main character' energy in the most gentle, heartwarming way.

You look like someone who should always have someone to walk them home.

You have a peaceful energy that makes me want to learn what brings you joy.

You seem like the person who deserves to be told how wonderful they are every day.

You look like someone who's kind to retail workers. That's a very big deal.

You have a smile that deserves to be seen as often as possible.

Question — what's the chance you're as soft-spoken as your photos make you look?

Are you a habit forming? Because I've checked your profile four times and I'm pretending I haven't.

Tiny ask: would you like to make a person (me) smile by replying?

So, are you as nice as you look, or am I just projecting?

Is your smile always this distracting, or is that just a new development?

Are you accepting applications for someone to think about you all day? I'd like to apply.

What are the chances I can make you smile with a terrible joke later?

Hypothetically, what's a small compliment I could give you that would make your day?

If I send you a cute animal picture, will you promise to reply?

Okay, be honest: what was your first thought when you saw we matched?

I'm trying to decide what to make for dinner, but I can only think about you. Any ideas?

Is it too forward to say I'm already looking forward to your reply?